The Greyhound Football Club (G.F.C)
(A.k.a The Greyhound Legends)
This Football club is based in Aslockton, Nottingham, England. A small village in the middle of nowhere, how extraordinary is it that a small village pub team like this can out perform most international sides ?! You may ask. As you read on you will find out.
Photo Courtesy of The Grantham Journal
Latest News
9th Sept 06 Greyhounders new signings make debut in 1-0 win over Gonerby - Gilly with the goal from his first touch as a Greyhound Legend. Nice shorts btw...
7th Sept 06 Skipper McAndrew will be signing chip forks at the Greyhound. Be like Neil Smith and grab yours today, they always remind him of sharks don't you
know.... RRRAAARRRR!!!!

31st Aug 06 Just before the transfer deadline Greyhounders manage to resolve the contracts for Mark Holvey, James Gill, Ben Hand and Adam Flint.
What can I say - all the good players were taken!!
15th May 06 Greyhounders just lose out to Chelsea in the race to sign Michael Ballack
8th May 06 Disappointment for Bob Crawford as none of the Greyhound elite are selected for the England World Cup team. Tom Heafford also missed out
in making the Angola team
12th May 05 1 Month left until the legendary Holland Tour reserve your place now
22nd April 06 Greyhouners lose out in final of Junior Cup but f*ck me can they party
11th Mar 06 Captain McAndrew shows us his watch, has a light and everything...

9th Mar 06 Neil Smith admits to sexual encounters with Andy Cole
9th Mar 06 Box seats are available priced at £4,500 per season. Grab yours today and sit with the likes of our number 1 fan. Alan Heafford

6th Mar 06 Greyhounders mascot has arrived, we have called him Drew. Good ball skills, very obedient, humps your leg. Down boy!!
5th Mar 06 Nathan Kendal is suing the News Of The World following allegations of an affair with Arsenal's Sol Campbell
4th Mar 06 Greyhounders large it at dog racing, Trigger won an estimated £80 and then blew it all on booze, the p*ss 'ed
4th Mar 06 Greyhounders season ticket holders cause riot during game against Pointon Res after yet another poor decision
25th Feb 06 Neil Smith denies reports linking him with a move to Scunthorpe
24th Feb 06 Dan Otton has been ruled out of tomorrows game with Gonerby after running into a wall, daft tw*t.
16th Jan 06 Reports suggest Gav McAndrew can't hack it anymore and will be retiring at the end of the season
5th Jan 06 Otton, Archer and Heafford have signed new deals making them the highest paid footballers in the Grantham League at a reported £80k per week